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Stay true to your Texas roots with this Texas Edition. This fitting motto captures the resilient spirit of the Lone Star State. Designed for comfort and style, this tank top is perfect for showing your Texas pride while staying cool.

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon

This tank is made especially for you when you order, so it takes us longer to deliver it. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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Meet your next streetwear essential—the oversized tie-dye t-shirt. Thanks to its heavyweight cotton material, the tee has a cool, relaxed fit and is highly durable! The poerfect way to let people know youu're steady as a rock when eveerything seems to be going wrong!

• 100% US-grown cotton
• Fabric weight: 7.5 oz
• Oversized fit
• Design is embroidered

This oversized tee is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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Get ready to show off your Texas pride with our Towel - Expect To Self Rescue (Texas Edition)! Perfect for hot and sunny beach days, this towel will keep you dry and stylish. A must-have for all hardcore Texans.

• 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• 30″ × 60″ 
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent

When you place an order, these towels are made especially for you, so delivering them takes us a bit longer. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

"I've never left a yoga session and thought it was a bad idea."

Paul, Former Tier One Commando

Experience the transformative power of yoga with our badass mats, which are perfect for those looking to dip their toes into the practice. Don't let stubborn excuses hold you back - the benefits for mind and body are unparalleled! 

• Rubber mat with a microsuede top
  
• Anti-slip rubber bottom
  
• Size: 24″ × 68″ 
  
• Weight: 62 oz. 
  
• Mat thickness: 0.12″ 
  

Our yoga mats are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

• 2.25 x 2.25" Small
• 5" x 5" Large
• Weather Tough
• Lasts For Years

Showing respect for the one and only, the legendary Green Door! It was a black market liquor shop in downtown Kabul, Afghanistan. Rumors have it you could get Johnny Walker whiskey, cuban cigars, Stella Artois beer and many other moral boosting items. You had to go in with low-vis"costumes" and vehicles to get into the compound, according to the rumors. Oversized fit so order down a size. This shirt is featherlight and moisture-wicking ensuring comfort even on the hottest party days! 

• 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester
• Fabric weight: 2.95 oz
• Breathable and moisture-wicking material
• Oversized fit so order down a size
• UPF50+ protection

This casual shirt is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide

Dropping hammers and setting standards. We've blended the professioinal style of a collaredd shirt with crossed hammers. Oversized fit so order down a size. Featherlight and moisture-wicking material ensures comfort even on the hottest days.

• 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester
• Breathable and moisture-wicking material
• Oversized fit so order down a size
• UPF50+ protection

This casual shirt is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide

• 4" x 4" 


• Woven


• Hook Backed

We started with a small bumper sticker and a lot of you have placed these strategically to stem the tide of the weak sh#t that is spreading throughout the land. So now we've got morale patch options in combating the weak sh#t.

Backstory: This phrase is so good, brought up by the man Scott Adamson. An American Alpinist who, along with climbing partner Kyle Dempster, went missing on an attempt to climb the Ogre II in Pakistan in 2016. This will likely not mean much to most who read this, but what they were attempting had never been done before. They took risks in pursuit of a dream that even if attained, few would recognize it. The one thing to take away is that you see that phrase and you know what it means, for your life and your pursuits.  A portion of the proceeds go to the American Alpine Club. 

• 3.5" x .7"

• 3D Design

• Thick

• Hook Backed

• Effective Against Most Forms Of Weak Sh#t

• 3D PVC 


• 3.5" x 0.5"
  


• Hook and Loop Backed

• 3D PVC 


• 3.5" x 3.5"


• Hook and Loop Backed

Expertly crafted from high-quality materials, this durable pet bowl boasts a stainless steel design and anti-slip rubber base, ensuring your furry friend's meals are secure and satisfying. Its practical features make it a reliable and long-lasting solution for all your pet's mealtimes.

• 32oz capacity
• Double-wall stainless steel
  
• Anti-slip rubber base
  
• Food grade safe
  
• Bombproof

• 100% lifetime guarantee + free returns
• Sport grey tees are 90/10 ring-spun cotton/polyester
• White tees are 100% ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Turn inside out, wash in cold water, dry on low
• Athletic fit
• Unisex

This t-shirt is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

They'll save you, your family, your property, and your animals...all during one shift!

• Runs small, so order up a size if in doubt
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
  
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz
  
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
  
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
  
• Front pouch pocket
  
• Double-needle stitched 
  
• Unisex

This product is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

The piton, a steel wedge with a hole to clip in too. Climbers use these when they need a little assistance or when things seem a little sticky and we'd like that extra reassurance. Either way, when you're out climbing, or doing anything that requires risk for that matter, the phrase "Expect To Self Rescue" is a great reminder to be prepared and plan for the unexpected.


4" X 1.5"
Weather Tough, no BS

Meet your new favorite summer shirt! It exudes coolness both in terms of style and material. These are oversized so order down a size. Plus, its featherlight and moisture-wicking material ensures comfort even on the hottest days.

• 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester
• Fabric weight: 2.95 oz
• Breathable and moisture-wicking material
• Oversizedd fit so order down a size
• UPF50+ protection

This casual shirt is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide

"I've never left a yoga session and thought it was a bad idea."

Paul, Former Tier One Commando

Experience the transformative power of yoga with our badass mats, which are perfect for those looking to dip their toes into the practice. Don't let stubborn excuses hold you back - the benefits for mind and body are unparalleled! 

• Rubber mat with a microsuede top
  
• Anti-slip rubber bottom
  
• Size: 24″ × 68″ 
  
• Weight: 62 oz. 
  
• Mat thickness: 0.12″
  

Our yoga mats are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

"I've never left a yoga session and thought it was a bad idea."

Paul, Former Tier One Commando

Experience the transformative power of yoga with our badass mats, which are perfect for those looking to dip their toes into the practice. Don't let stubborn excuses hold you back - the benefits for mind and body are unparalleled! 

• Rubber mat with a microsuede top
  
• Anti-slip rubber bottom
  
• Size: 24″ × 68″ 
  
• Weight: 62 oz
  
• Mat thickness: 0.12″ 
  

Our yoga mats are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

• 3.25" x 3.25"
• Weather Tough
• Outdoor Tough