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Make a statement in any room with this controversial framed poster, printed on thick matte paper. The matte black frame that's made from wood from renewable forests adds an extra touch of class.

• Ayous wood .75″ (1.9 cm) thick frame from renewable forests
  
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil (0.26 mm)
  
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
  
• Lightweight
  
• Acrylite front protector
  
• Hanging hardware included
  

The Pursue The Unknown trucker hat is the perfect finishing touch for your next excursion. This classic trucker hat is complete with mesh backing, a custom leather patch, a curved brim, and adjustable snapback closure.

• 100% Lifetime Guarantee + Free Returns


• Leather Patch


• Sweatband


• Trucker Snapback


• Fits most skulls

Prrotect your investment with this snug, lightweight laptop sleeve! The internal padded zipper and soft faux fur lining ensure no scratches, while the water, oil, and heat resistant material keeps it looking sharp every day of the week!

• 100% neoprene
• 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)
• 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)
• Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat
• Snug fit
• Faux fur interior lining
• Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders
• Padded zipper binding

Add some kindness and grit to your child's wardrobe with the durable and comfortable youth-heavy blend hoodie. Made from breathable cotton and tough polyester, this hoodie is perfect for active kids. The minimal pilling fleece and front pouch pocket make it a reliable and stylish addition. Plus, with no drawcords, it's safe for any adventure!

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8 oz
• Air jet yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-lined hood
• No drawcords for child safety
• Double-needle stitching detailing at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Thanks for being cool with that!

Keep your laptop safe and stylish with our Day Blazing Laptop Sleeve. This snug and lightweight sleeve features internal padding, faux fur lining, and a water, oil, and heat resistant material, ensuring your laptop stays protected and looking sharp every day of the week.

• 100% neoprene
• Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat
• Snug fit
• Faux fur interior lining
• Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders
• Padded zipper binding

These shorts are built for off roading, from the pool to the gym and up on the mountain trails! They are quick drying and very comfortable.

• Fabric composition: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+

Size guide

Quick drying, soft feeling, and heavyweight fabric for ultimate warmth that you will be stoked to have on those chilly days that are just around the corner!

• 95% recycled polyester, 5% spandex
• Heavyweight fabric 9.08 oz
• Soft feel 
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Double-lined hood with design on both sides
• Unisex style
• Comes with drawstrings
• Overlock seams

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Thanks for being cool with that!

This beanie will keep you warm on chilly days and serve as a stylish addition to your outfit. It’s double-layered, soft, and oh, so comfy!

• 93% polyester, 7% spandex
• Fabric weight: 6.19 oz
• Double-layered
• Regular fit (order a size up for a slouchy fit)
• Wash in cool water

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

This medium size backpack is just what you need for daily use! The pockets (including one for your laptop) give plenty of room for all your necessities, while the water-resistant material will protect them from the weather. 

• 100% polyester
• 16⅞" H x 12¼" W x 3⅞" D
• Maximum weight limit: 44lbs 
• Water-resistant material
• Large inside pocket with a separate compartment for a 15” laptop, front pocket with a zipper, and a hidden pocket with zipper on the back of the bag
• Top zipper has 2 sliders with zipper pullers
• Silky lining, piped inside hems, and a soft mesh back
• Padded ergonomic bag straps from polyester with plastic strap regulators

This backpack is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Thanks for being cool with that!

Our Ranger Elk Hat is made of quality felt for superior insulation and warmth. This comfortable and cozy hat is perfect for long outdoor activities like hiking and camping, keeping you warm and ready for adventure!

• One Size Fits Most

• Perfect for Fall and Winter Adventures

• Snapback

• 100% Lifetime Guarantee + Free Returns

Logic goat doesn't make emotionally based, poorly informed decisions.  Logic Goat sees right through the crap.  It takes honesty and critical thinking skills to do this, and everyone should be practicing.

Science is a shield from the onslaught of BS coming at us. Outrageous claims require solid evidence and if they can't provide any, well, it's probably horseshittery.

• 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon

This tank top is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

"I've never left a yoga session and thought it was a bad idea."

Paul, Former Tier One Commando

Experience the transformative power of yoga with our badass mats, which are perfect for those looking to dip their toes into the practice. Don't let stubborn excuses hold you back - the benefits for mind and body are unparalleled! 

• Rubber mat with a microsuede top
  
• Anti-slip rubber bottom
  
• Size: 24″ × 68″ 
  
• Weight: 62 oz. 
  
• Mat thickness: 0.12″ 
  

Our yoga mats are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

"I've never left a yoga session and thought it was a bad idea."

Paul, Former Tier One Commando

Experience the transformative power of yoga with our badass mats, which are perfect for those looking to dip their toes into the practice. Don't let stubborn excuses hold you back - the benefits for mind and body are unparalleled! 

• Suede top
• Anti-slip rubber bottom
  
• Size: 24″ × 68″ 
  
• Weight: 62 oz.
  
• Mat thickness: 0.12″ 
  

Our yoga mats are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Hop in, grab yourself a stiff drink, and buckle up!  We're going places!  Those guys on the ground are way out of range right?  After taking a few mosquito bites to the fuselage, you divert course a little bit 'cause the passengers are getting nervous.  No worries there, you've done this before.  Plus you've got a ground crew that can patch those up in about 30 minutes.  This is the mark of a pro.

• 3.5" x 3.5"


• PVC


• Free After Completing (surviving) The Flightseeing Trip

World class performers know this. I don't really do it that well, but that's beside the point. You should do it. I'll keep at it as well.

• Embroidered


• 3" x 3"


• Hook and Loop Backed

Did you know there's some killer deep-sea fishing off the Horn of Africa?  While Somalia is generally known for Operation Gothic Serpent (think Black Hawk Down) and piracy, we're focusing on a different aspect. Patch up and show some people that war isn't everything.

 

• 3.5" X 3.5"


• 3D PVC


• Hook and Loop Backed


• Makes You Catch More Fish

• 4" x 2.35"


• Weather Tough


• Sticks Excellently


• +10 Cool Points Anywhere

This long-sleeve rash guard protects you from sunburn, mat burn, wind, sand, and other elements. Designed for water sports, it features a slim fit, flat ergonomic seams, and a slightly longer length for maximum comfort and protection. Stay safe and have fun with this versatile garment. Enjoy fast and easy returns and exchanges on us!

• 82% polyester, 18% spandex
• Very soft four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers
• UPF 50+
• Comfortable longer body and sleeves
• Flat seam and cover stitch

When you place an order, these rash guards are made especially for you, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver them. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

Perfect for daily use while lounging on the couch, snuggling up on chilly evenings, or styling your room—this blanket offers unmatched coziness and warmth and two people can comfortably fit.

• Plush Sherpa fabric
• 80"H x 60"W
  
• Integral composition: 100% polyester fibers
  
• Fabric: 100% polyester