thirtysecondsout

• 3D PVC 


• 3.5" x 3.5"


• Hook and Loop Backed

Hop in, grab yourself a stiff drink, and buckle up!  We're going places!  Those guys on the ground are way out of range right?  After taking a few mosquito bites to the fuselage, you divert course a little bit 'cause the passengers are getting nervous.  No worries there, you've done this before.  Plus you've got a ground crew that can patch those up in about 30 minutes.  This is the mark of a pro.

• 3.5" x 3.5"


• PVC


• Free After Completing (surviving) The Flightseeing Trip

Did you know there's some killer deep-sea fishing off the Horn of Africa?  While Somalia is generally known for Operation Gothic Serpent (think Black Hawk Down) and piracy, we're focusing on a different aspect. Patch up and show some people that war isn't everything.

• 3.5" X 3.5"


• 3D PVC


• Hook and Loop Backed


• Makes You Catch More Fish

World class performers know this. I don't really do it that well, but that's beside the point. You should do it. I'll keep at it as well.

• Embroidered


• 3" x 3"


• Hook and Loop Backed

Don't be reckless or you'll go out with a flaming skull of your own. Take it slow. Slow is smooth. Smooth is fast.

• Rubberized


• 3 x 2.5"


• Hook Backed


• Thick

The commitment point, you know it's on and what happens next is unknown. We can't really remember a time when we turned back after the 30 seconds-out signal was passed around. Shuffling off the back of an aircraft ramp at 18K' in the dark, approaching a gunfight in helicopters, or rolling up in vehicles, the feeling is about the same. Seeing this hand signal has always put smiles on faces, even when everyone is a little scared. Our OG Skull Crusher was redesigned into a badass skull-crushin' skeleton hand.

• 3" x 2"

• PVC 

• Thick 3D design

• Hook Backed

What the hell does this image mean?! Well, after you realize no one is coming to save you or your team, you're basically a tiger riding the edge of a lighting bolt! Sharpen your claws. Dig in. Take responsibility and kick some ass!

• 5.75" H x 2.75"W


• Rubberized (PVC)


• Hook and Loop Backed


• Ride The Lightning

We started with a small bumper sticker and a lot of you have placed these strategically to stem the tide of the weak sh#t that is spreading throughout the land. So now we've got morale patch options in combating the weak sh#t.

Backstory: This phrase is so good, brought up by the man Scott Adamson. An American Alpinist who, along with climbing partner Kyle Dempster, went missing on an attempt to climb the Ogre II in Pakistan in 2016. This will likely not mean much to most who read this, but what they were attempting had never been done before. They took risks in pursuit of a dream that even if attained, few would recognize it. The one thing to take away is that you see that phrase and you know what it means, for your life and your pursuits.  A portion of the proceeds go to the American Alpine Club. 

• 3.5" x .7"

• 3D Design

• Thick

• Hook Backed

• Effective Against Most Forms Of Weak Sh#t

We started with a small bumper sticker and a lot of you have placed these strategically to stem the tide of the weak sh#t that is spreading throughout the land. So now we've got morale patch options in combating the weak sh#t.

Backstory: This phrase is so good, brought up by the man Scott Adamson. An American Alpinist who, along with climbing partner Kyle Dempster, went missing on an attempt to climb the Ogre II in Pakistan in 2016. This will likely not mean much to most who read this, but what they were attempting had never been done before. They took risks in pursuit of a dream that even if attained, few would recognize it. The one thing to take away is that you see that phrase and you know what it means, for your life and your pursuits.  A portion of the proceeds go to the American Alpine Club. 

• 3.5" x .7"

• 3D Design

• Thick

• Hook Backed

• Effective Against Most Forms Of Weak Sh#t

No one is coming, it's up to us.

Whatever it means to you, is correct. It's slightly different for everyone and every group out there but the power of this mindset is real. NEW! Firefighter, Police and Camo color options.

• Hook Backed


• PVC


• 3.5" x 1"

No one is coming, it's up to us.

Whatever it means to you, is correct. It's slightly different for everyone and every group out there but the power of this mindset is real. NEW! Firefighter, Police and Camo color options.

• Hook Backed


• PVC


• 3.5" x 1"

No one is coming, it's up to us.

Whatever it means to you, is correct. It's slightly different for everyone and every group out there but the power of this mindset is real. NEW! Firefighter, Police and Camo color options.

• Hook Backed


• PVC


• 3.5" x 1"

No one is coming, it's up to us.

Whatever it means to you, is correct. It's slightly different for everyone and every group out there but the power of this mindset is real. NEW! Firefighter, Police and Camo color options.

• Hook Backed


• PVC


• 3.5" x 1"

When you know your team has to win and every effort, every person, every bit of smarts, drive and guts is going to be needed to make it through successfully. The mindset of personal responsibility is contagious, so spread it!

• 3" W x .5" H


• Woven


• Reinforced Stitching


• Hook Backed

• 2" x 2"


• Thick 3D Design


• PVC


• Hook Backed

• 4" x 4" 


• Woven


• Hook Backed

The fact that you are here, reading this, means you're not that lazy, but you know someone who is? Well, maybe you've just had your coffee and are in an energy boost state that will dwindle in the next 20 min, but that's ok too. Add this pleasant reminder to your kit, or wherever you go when you're supposed to be crushing it, but you're hiding from the world, like we all do at times. No judgment here, just fighting laziness and that's a cause worth fighting for. 

• 3" X 2"


• PVC W/Velcro Backing

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together"...well, if you want to get there alive and in peak condition, you're going to need a plan more air tight than "hope". 

• Rubberized
• 3 x 3"
  
• Hook Backed with Matching Loop
• Thick

• PVC 


• 3" x 3"


• Hook Backed