thirtysecondsout

• 4" x 2.35"


• Weather Tough


• Sticks Excellently


• +10 Cool Points Anywhere

30SECOUT was founded by a Navy dude who likes ocean stuff, especially Sea Turtles. Ya, it's random, but here we are. Stand by for sea turtle facts.

Sea turtles outlived dinosaurs. Sand temperatures determine the sex of Sea Turtles. Only 1 in 1,000 turtles will make it to adulthood (WTF?!). Turtles use the Earth's magnetic field to navigate (mind blown). "Honu" is the Hawaiian word for sea turtle, specifically the green sea turtle.

• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+

These shorts are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver them. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide

These swim trunks have everything you need for a hot summer day—they’re quick-drying and breathable, have multiple pockets for your belongings, and feature a silky, anti-chafe inner liner. Get yours now!

• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+

Size guide

Since we can't drink from the skulls of our enemies anymore, because were not psychopaths, we can wear these instead. 

• Fabric composition: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+

These shorts are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver them. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide

These shorts are built for off roading, from the pool to the gym and up on the mountain trails! They are quick drying and very comfortable.

• Fabric composition: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+

Size guide

These multi-purpose shorts have everything you need for a hot summer day—they’re quick-drying and breathable, have multiple pockets for your belongings, and feature a silky, anti-chafe inner liner. Get yours now and enjoy hassle-free returns and exchanges on us!

• Fabric composition: (may vary by 5%) 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+

These shorts are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver them. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide

Upgrade your lounging game with these multi-purpose swim trunks designed for a killer summer day - they dry fast, provide ample storage, and include a smooth inner lining that minimizes chafing. Get yours now and enjoy hassle-free returns and exchanges on us!

• Fabric composition: (may vary by 5%) 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+

These shorts are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver them. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide

Get ready to conquer the summer in The Mekong swim shorts! Originally known as a fierce battleground during the Vietnam War, these trunks will have you taking risks and making a splash. Stay cool and dry with their quick-drying, breathable design and keep your essentials secure with their multiple pockets. And with a silky, anti-chafe inner liner, you'll feel unstoppable all day. Get yours now and enjoy hassle-free returns and exchanges on us!

• Fabric composition: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+

These shorts are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver them. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide

Stay warm and cozy with our Sherpa Blanket - Victory. Designed for two, it's perfect for snuggling around the campfire. The soft sherpa fabric ensures maximum comfort, while its easy washability makes it perfect for any outdoor adventure. Get ready for a victorious and comfortable experience! 

• 60"W x 80"H
• Plush Sherpa fabric
• 100% polyester 
  
• Impossibly cozy

This cozy blanket comfortably fits two people. It's incredibly soft and will soon become your top choice for everything, whether lounging on the couch or camping out. You'll be blown away!

• 80"W x 60"H
  
• Plush Sherpa fabric
• Impossibly comfortable
•  100% polyester 
  

Perfect for daily use while lounging on the couch, snuggling up on chilly evenings, or styling your room—this blanket offers unmatched coziness and warmth and two people can comfortably fit.

• Plush Sherpa fabric
• 80"H x 60"W
  
• Integral composition: 100% polyester fibers
  
• Fabric: 100% polyester 
  

It is a mashup of a Banksy street art piece and the experience of those who have been in battle.

• 80"W X 60"H
  
• Plush Sherpa fabric
  
• Impossibly comfortable
• 100% polyester 
  

Whether you're sharing it with a loved one by the campfire or enjoying it solo, this Sherpa Blanket provides unbeatable comfort, warmth, and convenience.

• 80"W x 60"H
  
• Sherpa fabric
• 100% polyester 
  
• Impossiblly comfortable

Keep it classy with this elegant rock glass. It is ideal for whiskey and cocktail lovers and features a classic style made from sturdy, quality glass. 

• Glass material
• Volume: 10.5 oz. 
• Product sourced from the United States

Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.

Stay protected while you dominate in the water or on the mats. This versatile long-sleeve guard features flat ergonomic seams for ultimate comfort and protection against sunburn, wind, and sand. So whether you're surfing, swimming, or rolling on the mat, don't let anything stand in your way. Enjoy hassle-free returns and exchanges on us!

• 82% polyester, 18% spandex
• Very soft four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers
• UPF 50+
• Comfort upgrade with longer body and sleeves
• Flat seam and cover-stitch

When you place an order, these rash guards are made especially for you, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver them. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

This long-sleeve rash guard protects you from sunburn, mat burn, wind, sand, and other elements. Designed for water sports, it features a slim fit, flat ergonomic seams, and a slightly longer length for maximum comfort and protection. Stay safe and have fun with this versatile garment. Enjoy fast and easy returns and exchanges on us!

• 82% polyester, 18% spandex
• Very soft four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers
• UPF 50+
• Comfortable longer body and sleeves
• Flat seam and cover stitch

When you place an order, these rash guards are made especially for you, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver them. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

Protect yourself from the elements and the mats with our Blackout Tiger Stripe Rash Guard. Slim-fitted with flat ergonomic seams for comfort, this versatile long-sleeve guard is perfect for water sports and works well for Jiu-Jitsu. Its longer length provides extra coverage, ensuring mat burns, sunburn, wind, or sand don't ruin your day. Enjoy hassle-free returns and exchanges on us!

• 82% polyester, 18% spandex
• Very soft four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers
• UPF 50+
• Comfortable longer body and sleeves
• Flat seam and cover stitch

When you place an order, these rash guards are made especially for you, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver them. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

This print was created from Robert Duvall's iconic character, COL. Kilgore, from the film Apocalypse Now. Mr. Duvall liked the design so much he signed a few copies that we have donated to charity, with one going for $2500. Below is a pic he sent us after receiving his print. While we no longer have signed prints, however, you can still get one and it will improve whatever space you hang it in!

• 18"W x 24"H
• Thick Samurai paper from Japan
• Museum quality
• Not signed
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
  
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
  
• Opacity: 94%
  
• Frame not included, but you can still grab a framed version here
• ISO brightness: 104%

Controversial and a great conversation starter! Printed on thick matte paper. 

• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
  
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
  
• Frame not included, but you can get a framed version here
• Printed on Japanese Samurai paper
  

• 18"W x 24"H
• Museum-quality Samurai paper from Japan
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
  
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
  
• Opacity: 94%
  
• Frame not included, but you can grab a framed version here
• ISO brightness: 104%