thirtysecondsout

A 30SECOUT classic, made with impeccable quality and unbeatable softness. Perfect for anyone in search of the perfect top.

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon

This tank is made especially for you when you place an order, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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Science is a shield from the onslaught of BS coming at us. Outrageous claims require solid evidence and if they can't provide any, well, it's probably horseshittery.

• 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon

This tank top is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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Embrace self-sufficiency and personal responsibility with our Expect To Self Rescue tank top. This popular design inspires confidence and determination in the wearer, while promoting independence. Made with quality materials for ultimate comfort.

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• 30 singles thread weight


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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A little planning can save your butt.

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon

This tank top is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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Wanna know how you can become even more tactically patriotic than you ever thought possible? Grab this tee that has everything you look for in a veteran-run brand. A skull, the word skull, night-vision goggles, the word Viking, an actual Viking, and to put this one over the top...two American flags! You read that right. It's the only tee on earth that comes with a two-flag guarantee! (This is collab design with the hilarious dude at Pizzastrike)

• Two flag guarantee!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz
  
• Pre-shrunk fabric
  

*Guaranteed to come with two flags or your money back!

This t-shirt is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

• 100% lifetime guarantee + free returns
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Turn inside out, wash in cold water, dry on low
• Athletic fit
• Unisex

This product is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

• Cardinal color is 100% combed and ring-spun cotton 

• Dark Grey Heather is 52% Polyester, 48% cotton


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Thanks for being cool with that!

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• 100% lifetime guarantee + free returns
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Turn inside out, wash in cold water, dry on low
• Athletic fit
• Unisex

This product is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

• 100% lifetime guarantee + free returns
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Turn inside out, wash in cold water, dry on low
• Athletic fit
• Unisex

This t-shirt is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

• 100% lifetime guarantee + free returns
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Turn inside out, wash in cold water, dry on low
• Athletic fit
• Unisex

This product is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

• 100% lifetime guarantee + free returns
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Turn inside out, wash in cold water, dry on low
• Athletic fit
• Unisex

This product is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

You could go deep-sea fishing in Somalia, but that would be sketchy. This design, like our Syria Surf Co. is one way of seeing what these places could be like in a more positive light. We recommend the heather orange color option for those friends who tend to fall off boats into the sea. It will make it easier for you to spot them.

• 100% lifetime guarantee + free returns
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Turn inside out, wash in cold water, dry on low
• Athletic fit
• Unisex

This product is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

• 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Pre-shrunk

This tee is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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A mashup of worlds.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton 
• Heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Pre-shrunk fabric

This t-shirt is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

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Show your support for science, logic, and reason. Our best defense against the onslaught of bullshit coming at us these days. From pseudoscience, snake oils, politicians, misinformation campaigns, etc. Scientific principles have given us cures for numerous diseases, technological advances, and cat videos!

• Back print "Science Will Win"
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  
• 100% satisfaction guarantee
• Pre-shrunk fabric
  

This t-shirt is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Stop your boat from meeting Davy Jones with this soft and comfortable T-shirt. Lightweight with the perfect amount of stretch, it's your dream shirt. Ready to aid in any boat rescue!

• 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Regular fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric

This t-shirt is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

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Our original company van. We used it to drive packages from our warehouse to the post office. We sold it to a friend, who sold it to his friend so who knows where it is these days.

• 100% lifetime guarantee + free returns
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Turn inside out, wash in cold water, dry on low
• Athletic fit
• Unisex

This product is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

• 100% lifetime guarantee + free returns
• Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Turn inside out, wash in cold water, dry on low
• Athletic fit
• Unisex

This product is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Fungus life.

• Heather colors are 52% Polyester, 48% ringspun cotton
• Other colors are 100% ringspun cotton
• Pre-shrunk

This t-shirt is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide

• 100% lifetime guarantee + free returns
• Dark heather tees are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Navy tees are 100% ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Turn inside out, wash in cold water, dry on low
• Athletic fit
• Unisex

This product is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!